Duckers & Diving: It’s a foul job but let’s talk turkey

THIS week our rotund diarist gets all festive as he prepares to welcome that most cherished of Christmas institutions, the turkey and discovers the lengths one breeder will go to to preserve his birds.

For turkey farmer and sometime financial adviser Ben Browning it is never too far away from Christmas.

So much so that he recently bought two alpacas to act as security guards for his birds.

Apparently they (the alpacas not the turkeys) shriek like crazy and go for anyone who comes remotely near.
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